Don't talk to me before I've had my
jsyk: the cinnamon bun is a superior food
to me the best October horror movie plan is to watch videodrome 31 times
things that are good:
-assuming good intent
-walking away from conversations when you've had enough
-holding yourself to the same standards when you're angry as when you're not
-boosting kate's toots
-being kind and generous to yourself when you're hurting
An Innocent Woman on the Fediverse: I want a hug
BigRick1968: COME OVER HERE AND HUG THIS DICK! MY WIFE LEFT ME IN THE SPRING OF 2005
can’t believe a guy actually posted cow asshole on here
Being picked up by a giant hawk (illegally, I might add) and being fed to her hatchlings.
no makeup selfie. no skin selfie. skeleton selfie.
take off those layers of shite and show the world the real you.
look i don't actually care [i do], crosspost if you want [please dont], use a crosspost bot if you want [definitely dont do that], as long as it makes you happy [it shouldnt]
I went to a Yankees game once and a woman won a 12 pack of Nestle bottled water and it was the worst shit I've ever seen
me: damn I'm feeling stressed
brain: no worries I'll handle this
brain: here are the memories of every time you've ever embarrassed yourself
October, the one month of the year when people actually like pumpkins
best thing about anarcho primitivism is that you can say things like "lightbulbs are the corporate monopolisation of fire" which is a cool as fuck sentence
I have no balls and I must pee
person: boomers want to say slurs
person 2: ha ha ha [says a slur]
person: hey thats fucked up we arent friends any more
person 2: this is oppression
big important man
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