to me the best October horror movie plan is to watch videodrome 31 times

things that are good:

-assuming good intent
-walking away from conversations when you've had enough
-holding yourself to the same standards when you're angry as when you're not
-boosting kate's toots
-being kind and generous to yourself when you're hurting

An Innocent Woman on the Fediverse: I want a hug

BigRick1968: COME OVER HERE AND HUG THIS DICK! MY WIFE LEFT ME IN THE SPRING OF 2005

can’t believe a guy actually posted cow asshole on here

Being picked up by a giant hawk (illegally, I might add) and being fed to her hatchlings.

no makeup selfie. no skin selfie. skeleton selfie.
take off those layers of shite and show the world the real you.

look i don't actually care [i do], crosspost if you want [please dont], use a crosspost bot if you want [definitely dont do that], as long as it makes you happy [it shouldnt]

I went to a Yankees game once and a woman won a 12 pack of Nestle bottled water and it was the worst shit I've ever seen

me: damn I'm feeling stressed
brain: no worries I'll handle this
me: great!
brain: here are the memories of every time you've ever embarrassed yourself

October, the one month of the year when people actually like pumpkins

best thing about anarcho primitivism is that you can say things like "lightbulbs are the corporate monopolisation of fire" which is a cool as fuck sentence

person: boomers want to say slurs
person 2: ha ha ha [says a slur]
person: hey thats fucked up we arent friends any more
person 2: this is oppression

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